road to greatness

人因梦想而伟大。

dreams == greatness??

apparently not. i have lots of dreams. just dreamt i fell down a car again yesterday. but i'm not yet great. if only all these proverbs can be taken literally. just gotta continue dreaming for the time being.

(remember the saying "aim for the stars, even if you fail you'll still land among the clouds"?? so passe...) but let's all keep dreaming and keep the dreams alive...


A blonde entered a eatery and ordered a pizza for lunch. Before serving, the waiter asked if she wanted her pizza cut into 4 or 8 pieces. She answered 4.

Because she didn't think she could finish 8.

haha.