pregnant elephants

Heard this while on the bus just now from Somebody.

Yes..... more elephant jokes. Turn up the heater and here we go.....



Q: How do you put a pregnant elephant into a taxi?


A: Open the taxi door, put the pregnant elephant in and close the door.


Q: What is more difficult than putting a pregnant elephant into a taxi?


A: Making an elephant pregnant in a taxi.

*Comments: Well it's supposed to be because to make the elephant pregnant in a taxi you need (at least) two elephants in the taxi ==> more difficult. Get it??

Yah and you're supposed to laugh a bit here also because it's supposed to be damn funny.


And you think that's all?? Haha.... not so easy.




Q: How do you put four elephants into a taxi?


A: Open the front door and put one elephant in. Then open the rear door and put the other three elephants into the back.


Q: How do you put two elephants into a fridge?


A: Put one elephant into the top compartment and the other into the bottom compartment.

*Comment: You're supposed to say open the top compartment door and put one elephant in blah blah blah. A bit too tired at this stage already.


Q: And how do you put eight elephants into a fridge?


A: Put two taxis into the fridge as each taxi is supposed to contain four elephants at this point.

Get it?? Laugh at this point also.



And I came up with this myself as I lost whatever sanity and common sense up to this point in time :

Q: How do you put five elephants into a taxi?


A: You cannot as each taxi is only supposed to pick up four passengers and putting five in will be against the law.

*Comment: Note that i said elephants so don't try to jiao bian with baby elephants whatsoever. And yes.... i'm going nuts as well.

I think this last one is real funny. Ha Ha Ha.



So you still think elephant jokes are funny?? (This's for those who answered yes for the other entry.)